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New Moon in a Minute (Parody)
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Publication time: 2009-11-27 21:10:12
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Parody of the travesty that is "New Moon." Literally nothing happens in the entire movie. No, that's not an exaggeration. Here's a complete synopsis below of the actual film: Edward leaves Bella after NOTHING HAPPENS at a party. Bella spends a good third of the film wallowing in her misery instead of getting the hell over it. Bella helps Jacob rebuild old motorcycles while NOTHING HAPPENS. Bella leads Jacob on but NOTHING HAPPENS. Edward almost kills himself BUT THEN DOESN'T. Edward gets in a fight with the Volturi but IS THEN FORGIVEN. Edward and Jacob make some kind of pact, THEN JACOB LEAVES. Edward asks for Bella's hand in marriage, THEN THE CREDITS ROLL. Now the movie itself is very pretty, the acting's fine, the soundtrack didn't piss me off, and the special effects are convincing. However, they don't distract me from the fact that the plot doesn't exist.
bonitahall123Favorites  2010-07-30 18:06:29
wow this is very weird...
navybrat8194Favorites  2010-07-30 17:29:42
"I have a secret... AHHHHH!!!" laughed hysterically lolll!
musicman1794Favorites  2010-07-30 16:14:39
im gonna straight up murder you!... your move douchebag
SuperRedGummybearFavorites  2010-07-30 15:51:23
da-doo-doo-da-doo-da-doo..subscribe subscribe
ChocmarywarrenFavorites  2010-07-30 10:55:53
LOL!!! You guys should have preformed it for real! This Edward WASN'T painful to watch or listen to !